Sure, your firm just gave you a $25k raise, but do you have a theme song?

**Updated**

Nixon Peabody does [not have a theme song]. Behold, the non-theme song, which Nixon Peabody does not want you to hear.

**Updated update**

See the NY Times writeup of this fracas here.

See the new YouTube video (posted in place of David Lat’s original song post), adding some visuals to the hypnotizing lyrics.

Thx to Above the Law