Not Russian

Why, ” Я с места на место пастуха с склонны блог из пастбищ,” of course.

The above excerpt–“I am an itinerant shepherd with a penchant for blogging from the pasture”–is from my revealing and in-depth “about” page translated into Russian (I think) by Google at the behest of a reader located somewhere decidedly east of Texarkana.

Thx (or “spasiba”) to whoever my loyal Russian reader is and regards from Austin, Texas