In the breach of contract action of Leroy Greer v. 1-800-Flowers.Com Inc., filed Monday in Southern District of Texas in Houston, Mr. Greer is suing because the florist had apparently agreed to keep his order of flowers for his mistress confidential. However, a few months later, the florist sent a thank you card to Greer’s home, whereupon his wife discovered his infidelity, and promptly filed for divorce.

Uh oh

Mr. Greer is apparently seeking $1 million dollars in damages for the breach, but no word on how much of any eventual settlement will be due his ex-wife.

Thx to Above the Law