In a brazen (and stupid) attempt to get out of jury duty, a Massachusetts man wrote on the jury questionnaire that he didn’t like homosexuals and African-Americans.
When he was later questioned under oath about his questionnaire answers, he engaged in the following exchange with the presiding judge:
Curious Judge: “You say on your form that you’re not a fan of homosexuals.”
Idiot: “That I’m a racist. [And] I’m frequently found to be a liar, too. I can’t really help it.”
Annoyed Judge: “I’m sorry?”
Idiot: “I said I’m frequently found to be a liar.”
Angry Judge: “So, are you lying to me now?”
Jailbait: “Well, I don’t know. I might be.”
The presiding judge then promptly ordered the Cape Cod man taken into custody.
Thx to the presiding judge and CNN