This Colorado lawyer is quite a piece of work. First, she filed this motion for extension of time to file, citing the tried and true “too drunk to file” excuse:


Next, she filed the following motion for extension of time in another case, only this time she didn’t get drunk on hooch before attempting to file, she just admitted to lying to the court and opposing counsel by affixing pre-dated postage to her filing:


I will refrain from commenting on the cleanliness of this lawyer’s torso, but I would quibble with her assertion that she has a reputation for incorruptability, because I think she has now fairly clearly established her reputation is far more grounded in incompetence.

Thx to AbovetheLaw