Toronto Blue Jays centerfielder, Vernon Wells, took an unusual approach to a heckler … he autographed a baseball with a special, touching message that read:

Dear Mr. Dork,
Here is your ball! Can you please tell me what gas station you work at, so when you are pumping my gas, I can yell at you!!! Now sit down, shut up and enjoy the game.
– Your favorite centerfielder


Thx to the Toronto Sun and Deadspin